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Go Ask Neville
“Harry, I didn’t find you in anywhere, where have you been?”
“I was in dorms, why?”
“Don’t bloody kidding, dude. Last morning you wasn’t there when I want to wake you up”
“wow! That very rare you wake up earlier, usually I wake you up, right?”
“Humph! I can wake up earlier if I want-ah! Don’t avoid this conversation, Harry! Answer me where you have been in this morning!”
“I was in dorms, Ron. If you don’t believe me, go ask Neville!”
“Humm….. you’re suspicious…”
“Whatever you said. C’mon we need to go to class, you don’t want received any detention from Prof. Snape, do you?”
“Hell no!”
*
“Is there anyone see Harry?”
“I dunno. I don’t see him all day”
“Are you sure, Seamus?”
“Yes, go ask Neville. He didn’t saw him too.”
“Do you know where is harry, Neville?”
“S-Sorry! I-I don’t know anything!”
“Hey Wait!...... why he running away like that?”
“Hihihi~ I dunno. Maybe he need to go bathroom. Right, Parvati?”
“Yes,Padma. Hihihi~”
“…..suspicious.”
*
“Hermoine, Tell me where is Harry!!”
“…..What the hell!? You come and command me like that, who do you think you are!?”
“C’mon,Mione! I know you know where Harry, Please tell me!”
“What is your business with him!?”
“Err, Actually I just curious where Harry gone. Lately he was hard to find in free period. When I want to wake him, he wasn’t there. Isn’t that weird?”
“Ron, let alone Harry. It was his choice what he want. Enough! I need to read 3 more books and later noon I had presentation with Prof. Miverva! Shush!”
“…..Since when you call her “Minerva”??”
“Ronald Weasley!”
“Yes! Sorry Sorry!”
“Ah, wait! You can go ask to Neville if you want!”
“Ask what?”
“…..This soo suspicious!!”
*
“Hey, Collin! Did you see Harry?”
“Go ask Mr.Longbottom-BLITZ-Mr.Ron. Thanks for the pictures!”
“Hey! Don’t took my pictures like that! Wait until I have cool pose! Aargh! Damn! He arbitrarily took pictures and ran away! Stupid Kid! Eh? What he said? Neville?”
“What wrong, Mr.Weasley? or you too confused because there so many free time and had no problem so you want to make trouble?”
“Professor Snape….”
“Yes, that my name. Need I repeat my introduction 3 years ago because you exposed Muggle disease name Alzheimer?”
“Err… no need. Sorry I was in hurry!”
“I hope you study well, Mr.Weasley. OWL exam stay a while longer. I wont unwilling gave a Doom score to you if you made a failed score to my class.”
“O-Okay…”
“Then, good afternoon.”
“Ah, Professor! Are you know where Harry right now?”
"I'm not a babysitter!"
“….You wasn’t, right?”
*
“Haaaah! Where the hell is Harry?? He so hard to find!”
“Maybe you’re less effort find him.”
“Eh? Ah! Malfoy!”
“Last time I check, my name was Malfoy. Is there any problems?”
“Of course! What are you doing in here, hah?”
“Hello~ Weasley, I am schooling in here! And Hogwarts wasn’t yours, You know!”
“whatever is that….. step aside in front of me!”
Oh, what if I don’t want?”
“Don tease me to take my wans, Malfoy!”
“Hee~h, I’m scaree~d! please if you brave, Weasel!”
“If you ask, jerk!”
“RON!”
“Harry! Where have you been? I have been looking for you all day!”
“that not important! Why you take out your wand, Ron? Put it down.”
“W-What? You don’t know who he is, Harry?”
“Yes, Draco Malfoy from Slytherin. Now put it down because I need him for Potions what Professor Snape asking for.”
“B-But h-he-“
“I need his help to finish this potions. So, I don’t want he hurt before my Potion finished. Understand?”
“Hey! You word like you let him attack me after the potion finished! If that right, I don’t want help you, Harry!”
“Just Kidding, Draco. Let’s go. See you, Ron!”
“E-eh? W-Wait a minute! Harry!”
“If you want to find me gaain. Go ask Neville!”
.
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“Since when they call their front name?..... really suspicious. There something in this all!”
~*~*~**~*~**~
“Neville, Tell me the truth! What happen behind all this!? Why anybody I ask –minus Snape- said ‘Go ask Neville’ if I want to find Harry?”
“Errm…t-that…..I-I don’t know…”
“Why is that hard? You just answer it!”
“T-The rpbolem…. I-I’m not allowed to talk by them…”
“Them? Who?”
“H-Harry and M-Malfoy…”
“Hmm…. TELL ME THE TRUTH OR I WILL CHANGE YOU TO FROG!”
“They will threaten me and change me to donkey if I told anyone!”
“Choose. Change now or later!”
“R-Ron!”
“CHOOSE IT, NEVILLE!”
“T-They in Room of Requirement!”
“Heh~ is not that hard to answer it!”
*
“Do you think Longbottom will stay quiet?”
“I think it’s impossible, remember that Ron very stubborn.”
“If you already guessed it, then why you choose that stupid Longbottom to be trusted about our secret?”
“First ; because it’s interesting. Second; If I choose Hermoine, she will lecture me everytime we had chance. Third ; it’s impossible if I choose Ron or other person, right?”
“Yeah, that make sense. but, you that very unexpected you spread gossip like that in Gryffindor. ‘Go ask Neville Longbottom if you have need with Harry Potter’- like your manager.”
“Hahaha~ better have Manager like Neville than you, Draco.”
“Of course. I’m not interest become your manager, Harry.”
“Hmm~ then what you interest in me, Malfoy?”
“What doyou think, Potter?”
“Come here!”
“With pleasure~”
“HARRY!”
That the only word Ron yelled when he entered the Room of Requirement. After he only saw dark because his consciousness gone unexpectedly. Not because he has been spell or poisoned, because the red-hair boy saw something very- repeated very horrible in his life. Look like, Ron choose pass out then must watch it from beginning until end.
“Draco-hnn… you forget to seal the door of this room-aah~ so no one will enter..”
“I don’t care little problem like that, you know.”
“Aakh! You little-aah~nngh~ poor Ron-aakh!”
“Humm~ let him…. I don’t care…”
“Hahaha! You dare-aah!”
"Time to shut up, Baby~""Hmm~ make me, Honey~"
~*~*~*~*~*~~*
The next day, a student from Ravenclaw come to Gryffindor table to meet Harry Potter. When the student ask where the Golden Boy was, everyone said in unison.
“Go Ask Neville!”
Then the student went away to find someone called Neville.
Apparently not only Ron who already saw that, almost all Gryffindor kid ever saw it too. Of course, the first one who saw it was Neville Longbottom.
The question is since when 2 boys who they saw have relationship like that? Are we need to ask Neville? Better not because Neville don’t know anything at all.
FIN
